Posted on December 6, 2020
Categories: 70'S, Classic, Classics, For Women, Plot Oriented
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
You plow down a dusty, dark road in your custom van. Heavy Black Sabbath riffs blast from the 8-track. You and your bodies have a glove box stuffed with fat joints and a cooler of cheap beer! You pick up some hitchhiker with monster nipples poking through her tight t-shirt. Later tonight you’ll come up her asshole while she gives your buddies sloppy blowjobs! When she passes out, you’ll go find bored college chicks hanging out at the concession stand. They’ll jerk you off and let you finger their tight cunts for hits of weed. It’s 1:30 a.m. now, but the show is just getting started! Welcome to the Dirty Drive-In.
When couples are having trouble in the bedroom, they call on The Sex Prophet for help. His wisdom and knowledge aid them and get the spark back. He takes no money, despite his assistant Igor’s greedier nature, but he does accept the occasional blowjob as payment. He may be busy helping other people’s sex lives, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to have one.
