The Melon Affair

A nerdy and horny virgin winds up with a catering gig at a film industry party! He’s overwhelmed to find it’s filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn’t last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970s, The Melon Affair is a perfect example of the genre. Includes must-see footage such as Haji (Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill) riding topless on a motorcycle and Uschi performing a messy ice cream massage!

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