Posted on December 6, 2020
Categories: 70'S, Classic, Classics, Plot Oriented
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
The second feature doesn’t contain any credits or recognizable performers, making it a bit of a mystery. Regardless, it starts off with a blonde gal giving some dude head (he’s got seriously nasty warts on his shaft) outside in the mountains while they talk about ‘Mickey.’ Cut to a stage and who should appear and introduce himself but Mickey himself. Apparently he’s the new rock star that’s sweeping the nation… until we realize Mickey is famous only in his head. From there we see an amazing montage of Mickey superimposed over the Las Vegas strip while Uriah Heep encourages us all to celebrate and dance to the music. From there, two girls look at teen idol rock n roll magazines while they gush over Bobby Sherman. Cut back to the mountain make out couple, then back to Mickey, who is still on stage talking to himself. It seems he wants to get Karen back and hopefully the ad he placed will help. The girls are still looking at magazines… they come across Mickey’s ad asking for females to help a soon to be famous rock star. They decide to check it out because they want to nail rock stars. They arrive at the stage where Mickey has been standing around talking to himself. He’s got no shirt on and he tells the girls he has what it takes but he needs their help so they show him their tits and have a three way while the Rolling Stones play on the soundtrack. From here lots of random characters pop up and give or receive blowjobs from other random characters – are Mickey’s two gals giving out sexual favors to win him a gig or two? Eventually a band plays at the Stardust Casino, Mickey’s the frontman. The blonde who was doing the guy wit the warty balls at the beginning shows up and she and Mickey get it on right here on the stage and we hear the sounds of applause from the appreciative but unseen audience. It seems this was Karen and Mickey just won her back. Nice job, Mickey! Hooray! This movie doesn’t make much sense but the dialogue is bad enough to be funny and the girls are cute in a non-porn star ‘what are they doing here’ kinda way. I wonder who directed this or who these people are? Alpha Blue’s site is no help and there’s no information at all out there regarding this strange and remarkably bad film.
